my soul wont recognize me after tonight
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
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