absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
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I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
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I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
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