I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
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I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
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Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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