She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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