I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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