So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
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It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
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Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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