I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
Randomize
