Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
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Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
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well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
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Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
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Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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