Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
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So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
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She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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