i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
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fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
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hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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