He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
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He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
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Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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