glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
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There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
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You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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