Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
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btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
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I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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