My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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