I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
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its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
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He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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