So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
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I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
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Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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