I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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