Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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