508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
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