She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I'm getting married
To pizza
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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