Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
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ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
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some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
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