is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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