i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Quick, to the slutcave!
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
i out mim tonsoeep
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