I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
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I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
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I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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