I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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