i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
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You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
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I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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