Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
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i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
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Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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