I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
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I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
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Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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