You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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