I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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