that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
Randomize
