hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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