I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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