She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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