Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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