Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
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