Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
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