He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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