Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
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