Heybabeimwearingurpanties
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
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I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
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Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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