just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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