you wouldn't come out from under your bed because you said there were six-armed bears everywhere.
ohhh that explains the pepperonis I found in my sock drawer this morning...
no it doesn't.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
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