were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
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I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
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I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
I'm really busy with my period
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