U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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