My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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