I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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