similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
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This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
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My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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