Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
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I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
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He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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