Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
And the cops told us we were all naked.
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why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
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Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.