i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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