did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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