I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
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