Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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