So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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