i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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