were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
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You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
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sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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