No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
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I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
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I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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