Don't you send me to vm
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
That accounts for only three of the penises
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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