its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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